Ptarmigan

a grouse with completely feathered feet

3/11/2005

Is there a reason Odwalla is still in business? No matter what the "flavor" of their beverages, it tastes like piss from a goat that just drank a smoothie.

This is pretty much all I'm good for today.

1 Comments:

At 3/11/2005 09:15:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm if you look at their website, it's clearly a chicken that is drinking ALL the smoothies and taking a piss. And oh a wonderful piss that is. I thought that the chickens joined their bunghole and urethra into one hole called the cloaka where their piss, shit and cum, but then again I was a bio MINOR so as shaggy says, search me.

I don't care about Joan Baez b/c Sha Na Na can wear my fez.

 

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