Best quote from a review of Cat in the Hat, from the Boston Globe:
"If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel's body and hung it from a tree, they couldn't have desecrated the man more."
Just to give you an idea of how obscenely bad most people consider the movie to be, on Metacritic, Gigli received a composite score (from nation-wide critics) of 19. Cat in the Hat received a 17.
That empty Myers leer, desperate to product placement his teeth into the corpse.