Ptarmigan

a grouse with completely feathered feet

4/26/2003

Prediction segment: by 2008 Home Depots will have full service restaurant/bakeries, perhaps pied with NASCAR themes. Next to the paint department today, there was a platform with 2 Yorkshire Terriers. 1 was terrified and contemplated the (for him) vast plummet to the ground, like Walter Raleigh in the tower and how he must have thought thousands of times that it would have been better to jump.

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