Ptarmigan

a grouse with completely feathered feet

11/25/2002

I'm not sure who invented ELO. But it is a good emulsifier. I once met Jeff Lynne at a family barbeque. Over the ole sweet n' sours, he told me a great secret. The secret is this: the classic, twilight album Secret Messages (1983), when played backwards, contains no messages.

That's why the MI-5 loves it, baby, he said. We had a draft of laughs over that.

Wait, that wasn't Jeff Lynne. It was Quail! Oh, Quail, how you resemble ELO when I am weak!

It's tricky to rock around, it's tricky. Tricky, tricky, tricky.

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