Pardon the aphorisms, the college-circuit jokes (dim student unions, an almost sad comedian, populated w/ lacquer tables and people sitting at them who have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than sit in a student union, fries up). Evening says already I am losing it. Our relationship is turning from puregrade Transformer quality to that of Go-Bots. Shudder. She is coalition building in the Inter-net, amongst the sundry ragamuffins. Putting together a team. Go team. Who knows whose Ebay feedback she plans to invade?