I want to talk to you today about Iraqi tourism.
When I went here, there was a lot of water. Is this the anti-sand? Results unclear. The teeth is full of scuds. A scud is a type of cleansing agent, launched from one mouth to another. Not to be accused of tomahawk eyes, the chartreuse flotillas, the visine golems..
The water was very good. There were a few palm trees too. Five stars!
When I went home I wanted nothing more than to report this. Brief those in charge. Our tourism can kick their tourism's ass. Go Amerigo Vespucci!
This concludes my report on Iraqi tourism.